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| 1 | Droznic | Death Machine | 6 | 34 | Hey there...I rule this Universe...And you don't belong in it...DIE! | | Hello...We came from BAMA 4, huge mosters are in there...Scary man. | | Ack! Your rocked our ship you fool! Take this! | | Hahaha...Run away you fool... Run away...Like the coward you are... | | Oh man! That was about cheap! Next time, you won't be so lucky... | |
| 2 | Nordinko | The Nora | 8 | 48 | There is an underground bounty on you friend...I have to do this... | | Hey...We just came from Weapon World...We had some new phasers installed! | | That was a good shot... But we have phasers too you know... | | You doing the smart thing...I'll tell you that... | | You were a worthy opponent, friend. | |
| 3 | Kahn | The Dagger | 12 | 74 | Ahh...A filthy human...Sorry. but I must destroy you now...HAHAHAH! | | Greetings, Human. Watch out for space mines, we just hit 4 of 'em. | | Argh! You had better run before it is too late, fool! | | Hahaha...Run human...I will find you again, and destroy you... | | You suprise me, human. You were actually a decent opponet afterall.. | |
| 4 | Norhailen | CargoMaster | 7 | 367 | We have heard you are a cargo pirate! Prepare to meet justice! | | Hey, man.. We are just transfering a load of Eden warp units to Eden.. | | That one shook our ship... But you are going to be shaking too..Watch this! | | Run, pirate... Justice has been served. | | You will pay for this! Someday, justice will be served! | |
| 5 | Lord Dread | DeathOnWheels | 11 | 234 | Greetings...I never liked you really, and today you die. A horrible death. | | Glad to hear it. Peace is a wonderful thing, I'm glad you know that. | | HAHAHAH! You think that puny blast can hurt ME?!! THINK AGAIN. | | Aw, the poor little human fool is running like a scared rabbit...Haw.. | | You have earned my respect. From now on, I don't bother you. | |
| 6 | Picard | 1stPrize | 28 | 455 | Our Miran Codex states we must attack you. Prepare for battle. | | All is well. The BloodBath was spotted near here, so be very carefull. | | The Codex states that if you run now, we cannot chase you. Run. | | Let this be a lesson to you. You cannot beat a REAL starship. | | You have won...But next time I doubt you will be toting as much power. | |
| 7 | Crazy Morray | FanaticMobile | 14 | 198 | hee hee hee....me like to kill man! you must die now...hee hee | | me is fine, you is my friend, right? hee hee...we can be nice now..hee hee | | you just phasered me man!! hee hee, you is gonna pay for that you stupid | crazy mental lop eared fool loco! ...hee hee! | why you run friend? hee hee...i thought we was having some real fun! i | love this crazy battle game we play! hee hee | hee hee...you taught me a lesson...hee hee...that was fun, can we play | space battle again? i like this game!! |
| 8 | TreeBoar | GuardianOfEarth | 49 | 540 | You have shown disrespect for plant life in the past, you must pay for it. | You shall never see a flower again! | Ah....I have heard you are also a friend of the living green. We must band | together, and defend our flora friends! | Not a bad shot, Captain...But I beleive our plant powered phasers are going | to suprise you... Hahaha...Take this! | I will let you run this time. I hope you have learned your lesson, because | next time I will not be so friendly. | The plants will rise against you! Black Roses will come back to haunt you! | You shall rue this day! |
| 9 | Beanboy | FatherMobile | 3 | 9 | My dad is going to be happy when I tell him I blew up a real starship in | space combat! Lets fight, mister! | Geez, your nice mister. I'll tell my dad about you! | | My dad is going to be MAD when he sees all this phaser damage! | | Ha my dad will be proud when I tell him about how you ran away like a | scared chicken! | Mister, my dad is going to KILL me! I will never bother you again, honest! | |
| 10 | Grampa Bill | Ketcha IV | 29 | 58 | You varmit! I'm gonna getch ya! Why? Because your so ugly, you yella | belly pieca a garbage! | Hey thar pardner.. Things are doin' pretty good this side o the galaxy.. | | Why you little...!!! I'm gonna getcha fer that boy! My ship ain't got | much in the way of shields..it has POWER! | Haw haw...Look it her go, boys! She's makin' a run for the border! Haw! | | Well, boy.. You done taught me a bit of a lesson I 'spose.. Drat! | |
| 11 | Surfer Dude | The Beach | 14 | 487 | Dude...Your girlfriend is alpo! Prepare for some major wavage | | Dude.. head out to Nirvana..The weather is awesome! Oh Oh! Take a trip to | Baboria, some major babes infest that place! | Woah dude! That was quite a blast...Impressive phaserage! | | Woah! Your ship hit reverse so fast, we got thruster burn over here! Haho! | | You have like totally earned my respect dude.. You rule! | |
| 12 | AnimalMan | S.A BearCat | 18 | 786 | Grrr! I am the hunter, gonna put you six feet under! DIEEEEEEEAAEE! | | Man, let me tell you, NEVER date a girl on HomeWorld.. My fur ruffles just | THINKING about this Esmeralda chick I met met. | Ha! That last phaser blast of yours only TICKLED my ship! | | Ahh...Darn...The prey escapes... Next time I am going to devour you! | | Man...*YOUR* the animal around here! You have no mercy! Give me back my | money you thief! |
| 13 | Huge Eddie | The Pig Farm | 58 | 1343 | Hey thar kid..I feel like havin' me some fun! Hope ya don't mind if I come | aboard and steal you food! Har! | My my! Your as skinny as a bean pole! You betta put some wieght on, boy! | Eat 8 times a day...Thats what I do... | That WOULD have rocked my ship, but my substantial wieght anchored us! | | Bye bye chicken! Hey, they say the more you weigh, the braver you are! In | that case I'm as brave as a lion I guess! | You would NOT have boarded my ship if I could have gotten out of my chair | and hit the retreat button! Damn my wieght!! |
| 14 | BananaPeal | The FruitCake | 135 | 89 | Man! I've heard you're a real rotton apple! So now I'm going to blow you | up, leave you in space, until you mold!!! | Hey there fellow starship captain! Thanks for not attacking me! You are | a peach! | Ug!!! That felt REAL good pal... I'm being sarcastic if you didn't know | you avacodo dip head! | Hahaha, people always called me yellow, but today we learn it's YOU who is | yellow! You make me sick! Green even! | Welp...You squashed my tomatoe.. You made me slip on my peal.. People call | me wierd, but I'm not a bad guy really! Meanie! |
| 15 | Jennie | 90210-HS-6171 | 245 | 2455 | I am SOOO angry at you! You've been spreading awful rumors about me my | friends say! I'm not that kind of girl! | My..Your cute... I think I'm going to dump Dylan, so I can be with you... | Come visit me on Baboria! | Oooow! I'm getting REALLY mad at you! I'm going to throw a hissy fit! | | You better run! And don't EVER talk to me again! That will teach you for | going around telling people I'm easy! | I surrender....Your just too much of a man for me.. <wink> | |
| 16 | VaderBoy | Black Hawk | 47 | 788 | I felt your presence in this sector...I knew you were coming. We are old | enemies, today the war is OVER. | Remember, it is I who have taught you much... and...Something I never told | told you... I AM YOUR FATHER! | You have fallen to the light side of the force... Now you must pay for your | mistake. | You can run, but you cannot hide from me, son. I found you once, I will | find you again. | I let you win.. This shows there is some good in me yet! There is hope! | |
| 17 | Greystroke | Dragons Fury | 189 | 1245 | Stop! My family honor is at stake here...I must attack you, and destroy | you...Very sorry about this. | I must say, I now consider you an ally in this strange thing we call life, | A friend in this whirlwind of choices. | This is your last chance... RUN NOW! If you do not, I may not give you | this chance again.. | I see you have realized your true status in life.. Which is, you must run | from your stronger enemies like me. For shame. | That was a magnificient battle! After this display of courage on your part | I would be honored to call you my friend. |
| 18 | Esmeralda | The Bag | 3 | 27 | Heehee! I have escaped from HomeWorld! I got sick of them making fun of | me! Lets have a space battle, it might be fun! | Hee hee! I just glad to be taking a vacation from HomeWorld! Don't tell | anyone..They don't know I'm gone! | Stop it young man! That last shot almost made me drop my teeth in my soup! | | Heehee! Wait'l I tell the girls that a big strong strappin fellow like | yourself RAN from little 'ol me! Hee Hee! | Heehee! I don't care that I lost! I don't even care! I'm BONKERS! Uhoh. | HomeWorld is calling me back...Consarn it! |
| 19 | Non'Sakor | FlorDe'Grace | 244 | 789 | I *HATE* humans! Your people have gotten into everything these days... | It's time to take out the garbage... | Silly human.. Today peace has outwieghed my deep seated hate towards humans | but next time it might not.. | I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! You want to know why I hate humans? A dirty human | killed my father. | Hahaha...Take this message back to your people : Humans are *NOT* wanted | in this galaxy...stay on Earth! | This time...You win... Next time, I'll have more shields and power, and | BLOW you out of the sky... |
| 20 | El' Paso | U.G.F Bank | 168 | 2455 | As a money transport, I'm not supposed to get myself in a position of | danger but today I'm MAKING AN EXCEPTION... | Peace.. I'm transporting this money to StockWorld...I have to be carefull.. | Some pirate would LOVE to get attack me... | Ack! You ripped open a Cargo Space with that last shot you fool! The | money in it is falling into space! Idiot! | Hahaha...Now THAT was satisfying... Watching you run... Better than a Holo | flick! | Wait until I tell the Alliance about this! Give me back my money! | |
| 21 | Acmar of the KABON | KABON scout ship | 9 | 88 | Surrender in the name of Lord KABON! | | Greetings from Lord KABON....He sends his best wishes and hopes | you are doing well in the universe. | Die human scum!! | | You can run for now...But I'll find you again! | | You may have defeated me, but there are others in the KABON tribe | and they will find you! |
| 22 | Emore of the KABON | KABON Cruiser | 14 | 221 | You have insulted Lord KABON.....You must DIE!! | | It is good to see you again... | | You DARE to fire on me??? | | Run you coward Ha Ha Ha... | | I'll get you for this! | |
| 23 | Ifmar of the KABON | KABON Battle ship | 19 | 375 | His goodness Lord KABON has ordered me to destroy you...Prepare to DIE!! | | Greetings human...I hope trading has been good. | | I'll get you for that!! | | Yes run little one.....Run away before I destroy you... | | NO!! It can't be!! You defeated ME?!?! | |
| 24 | Lord KABON | Lord KABON's ship | 42 | 854 | You dare to cross my path? Then you shall DIE!! | | It is good to see you my friend.....If you come across Picard Say | Hi for me... | No one shoots at Lord KABON.....And lives to tell about it! | | You can run..But you can't hide!!....My men will find you.... | | Truly you are a force in the universe.....I am at your mercy... | |
| 25 | George | The Bush man | 15 | 122 | Read my lips....You will die..... | | Greetings, fellow human....Can I borrow some money?? | | Don't make me get mad! | | I would chase after you...But...No not gona do it, wouldn't be prudent. | | Try that again and I'll raise taxes.... | |
| 26 | Brock | SS Lighthop | 14 | 255 | I'm fffeeling a little drunk at the moment ::Hick:: Pardon me..... | Sssso I think I'll blow you up...::Belch:: | I just got back from Baboria.....I barely got away with my....Er....Life. | | I'll teach you to messss with ::Hick:: mess with ::Hick:: mess with | ::Hick:: To bother me....... | Ha HA...Run....Run! ::Belch:: Or I'll barffff on you.... | | I gota quit drinking....... | |
| 27 | Sir John | Knight of the sky | 44 | 825 | I am on a quest for glory....And thou art in my way!.... | Prepare to do battle!! | Ah! It is good to see the face of a friend....My men and I shall stand | at your side no matter what the danger! | Thou art good....But art thou good enough to defeat me? | | Run away coward.....You are not worth my time! | | Thou art a valiant fighter...I bow before you | |
| 28 | Nick Pale | The Cough | 87 | 998 | I hear you have medicine on board...I'm sorry, but I *NEED* it... I | have no money, so I must pirate it. | I come from Sickonia.. Things are getting bad there...Please..Find medicine | and bring it to us...We will pay well... | We just lost a medicine unit from that last blast, thanks to you! I | hope your happy with yourself! | If Sickonia wasn't in such dire need, I might chase you down about now, for | sport... | Your ship has proved to be a sturdy one... Very sturdy.. | |
| 29 | Guldarakenos | NeloraDannon | 9 | 132 | Kurntas moe holornock! Frendose guitarode human-scum locknota mad! | | Korbomy ha showinstrom floramor nich golrax peace timail kin. | | GLASTNOSTORMANATA! EEECH! | | Glub Glub ha... Feelorn moro weak monsup...Ha.. | | Eastborn formeg Earth es mientose kanpecki... | |
| 30 | Junkman Joe | The Boat | 1 | 7 | I heard you were calling my ship the weakest in the entire galaxy! I am | going to prove it is only SECOND weakest! | Well, since you didn't make any cracks about my ship, (it WAS built out of | surpluse car parts) we can be friends... | That does it! Now I'm going to start shooting old car parts at you! | | I don't believe it! Your the first person ever to run away from me in | space combat! Jeepers creepers man! You are WEAK! | You beat me allright... But what did you expect? I mean, I have never won | a space battle in my life... |
| 31 | Sulu | The Excelsior | 25 | 253 | Shields up! Weapons systems armed! The Federation of Planets has declared | war on you! | The Federation of Planets sends greetings! | | Shields still holding... Return Fire! | | The Federation of Planets will hunt you down, rogue! | | The Federation of Planets will send more against you. We shall prevail! | |
| 32 | Spaceman Spiff | Flying Red Saucer | 150 | 30 | Die, Naggon fiend! | | Well met! Watch out for Susie Derkins and Moe! | | It never fails. I just washed & waxed this thing! | | I will get you some day! | | Argh! Spaceman Spiff is going down! This could be the end! | |
| 33 | Susie Derkins | U.S.S. School Bus | 10 | 200 | You look like Calvin. I'll get you! | | Hi! Wanna play with Mr. Bun and me? | | Ouch! I'll tell the teacher! | | Wait until the principle gets you! | | Darn you! Teacher! He hit me! WAAAAAAA! | |
| 34 | Moe | Flying Fist | 200 | 15 | Hey! Twinky! Eat phasers! | | I guess you're cool enough. | | Hey! You're not supposed to fight back! | | I'm coming after you! | | WHHHHAAAAAAAA! I want my mommy! | |
| 35 | Borg | First of Five | 150 | 1100 | Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. | | The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high. You may | proceed. | Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems. You will be | assimilated. | We shall find you. You will be assimilated. | | Resistance is not futile? <Ship blows up> | |
| 36 | Borg | Second of Five | 160 | 1200 | Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. | | The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high. You may | proceed. | Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems. You will be | assimilated. | We shall find you. You will be assimilated | | Resistance is not futile? <Ship blows up> | |
| 37 | Borg | Third of Five | 140 | 1300 | Resistance is futil. You will be assimilated | | The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high. You may | proceed. | Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems. You will be | assimilated. | We shall find you. You will be assimilated. | | Resistance is not futile? <Ship blows up> | |
| 38 | Borg | Fourth of Five | 170 | 1400 | Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. | | The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high. You may | proceed. | Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems. You will be | assimilated. | We shall find you. You will be assimilated | | Resistance is not futile? <Ship blows up> | |
| 39 | Borg | Fifth of Five | 180 | 1500 | Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. | | The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high. You may | proceed. | Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems. You will be | assimilated. | We shall find you. You will be assimilated. | | Resistance is not futile? <Ship blows up> | |
| 40 | Borg | The Hive | 250 | 2500 | Assimilation is futile. You shall be destroyed. | | You are of no use to us. You may proceed. | | You shall be destroyed. | | We shall find you. You will be eliminated. | | The Borg's resistance is futile? <Ship blows up> | |
| 41 | Packlid Man | The U.S.S Romulan Bird-of | 15 | 150 | We are strong. | | We look for things. Things to make us go. | | We are in battle. | | You are weak. We are strong. We look for things. | | We are weak. You are strong. | |
| 42 | Generic Romulan | Romulan WarBird | 98 | 500 | The Romulan Empire shall conquer all! | | The Romulan Empire will let you pass. | | Return phaser fire! | | You coward! The Romulan Empire shall find you! | | The Romulan Empire shall avenge me! | |
| 43 | Generic Cardassian | Cardassian Ship | 87 | 600 | The Cardassians have announced war on the Federation. Die! | | The Cardassians shall let you pass. | | The Cardassians shall make you pay for that! | | The Cardassians will find you! | | The Cardassians will avenge their fallen! | |
| 44 | James T. Quirk | The SuperSuprise | 15 | 250 | Die! HAHAHAH! Fire Phasers! | | Don't mind me! I'm crrrrraaaazy! | | Argh! Hey, let off! I'm on a fifty-year mission to the Alzhiemer galaxy! | | I'll meet you one day where no-one has gone before! | | This cheap ship has no washrooms! I guess that we'll have to go where no | one has gone before! |
| 45 | Sisko | Deep Space Nine | 246 | 2000 | You have made an act of agression against the Federation of Planets. Die! | | Would you like to come on our 'Promenade'? | | O'Brian! Are these cheap shields still holding? | | We'd run after you, but we're kind of immobile! | | Damn it! DS9 needs a real captain! |
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